Floop The Pig
Verb 1. Taking an unconventional path to success. Ex: I was just a caterer, then I flooped the pig, and now I know the most successful Super Crackers in the the tristate area. Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Card Wars. The two main characters are playing a Magic the Gathering like card game. Fin the character who has never played the game floops (activates/taps) his pag...
Sneak job
Verb 1. Sex act preformed while sneaking away from a group a people. Often said act is not as secret as the participants would have thought. Ex: “Hey where have you guys been I’ve been looking for you for the last hour?” “Shut-up man, we all know you were off sneak-jobbing it. We all heard you.” 2. A spy Origin: You know you’ve at last thought about it if...
Going To Everest
Going To Everest. Verb. 1. Giving up on life. Ex: My dreams are stupid, and everything i wanted it retarded, screw it, I'm going to Everest. 2. Going to everest.edu
Smash Your Snout
Verb Phrase 1. Hit someone in the nose/face Ex: Damnit! Dance on the architecture or I’m going to smash your snout. 2. Hit a dog/animal on the nose Origin: While dog sitting very loud unruley dogs a threat was constantly made to them to smash their snouts. Over time this migrated from dog to people.
Dance on the architecture
Verb Phrase 1. Oral copulation performed on a female. Ex: Why don’t we go back to the bedroom and you can dance on the architecture. 2. Dancing on a building in some manner as Lionel Richie would. Origin: Borrowed and repurposed from the Gaslight Anthem song Casanova, Baby! from the album The ’59 Sound.
Watching Ghost World
Verb phrase 1. A Euphemism for sex. Ex: Where’s Brooke? She’s watching Ghost World with some dude at her house. 2. Actually watching the movie Ghost World Origin: Brooke D, Adam R, Chris H. and Jess J. all discussed Brooke’s previous evening’s activities. She had claimed to have watched the indie flick with a gentleman caller at a very late hour. This argument was dubious...
