sincere

My Bags Are Packed

23 Oct , 2014  

packing_my_bags

Absolute Phrase

1. Show of complete believe in or support of someone.
Ex:  “No matter what happens today, my bags are packed.”

Origin: Jim Valvano speech shown in the film, 30 for 30: Survive and Advance.

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Action,Person

Bitchcakes

29 Jul , 2014  

bitchcakes

Adjective

1. When things are going totally crazy

2. Losing one’s shit.

I’m going to go straight up bitchcakes up in here if I can’t get some breakfast!”

Origin: Beth from News Radio.

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Body Parts

T-Lumps

5 Mar , 2013  

man-boobs

Noun

1. Breasts.
Ex: I’ve never been able to effectively work my t-lumps.

Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Gotcha.

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Television

Floop The Pig

13 Aug , 2012  

Pig_Cardwars

1. Taking an unconventional path to success.

Ex: I was just a caterer, then I flooped the pig, and now I know the most successful Super Crackers in the the tri-state area. 

Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Card Wars. The two main characters are playing a Magic the Gathering like card game. Fin the character who has never played the game floops (activates/taps) his pig card, Jake the experienced player laughs at Fin’s choice, and then is quickly defeated.

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Television

Roy Biggins

10 Aug , 2012  

Roy Biggins

Noun

1. Being a big pile of shit/asshole.
Ex:“Nice work Roy Biggins. The wedding is off.”

Origin: J saw a giant pile of dog waste, and C quickly turned “that’s a biggin'” into “Roy Biggins.” Roy Biggins being the dick owner of a rival airline and pseudo bad guy in the television show Wings.

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Inappropriate

Being A Samantha

22 Nov , 2011  

Samantha-Jones

Verb Phrase

1.Having breast cancer
Ex:“What did the doctor say? “Its not good, he said I’m a Samantha.” “Oh my god. Don’t worry we’re going to get through this.”

Origin: Remember all that “You’re a Carrie/Miranda/Samantha/Charlotte” garbage? Well Samantha had cancer, so having cancer makes you a Samantha.

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Simpsons

Everything Is Coming Up Milhouse

10 Jun , 2011  

milhouse

Exclamation

1. Everything is going your way. A series of personal successes.
Ex: “The girl I hated broke up with me and she let me down gently – everything’s is coming up Milhouse!”

Origin: Borrowed from an episode of the Simpsons.

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