1. Super tired and fighting to stay awake.
Ex:”We just got here. How are you already straight Spano’d?”
Origin: That pill episode of saved by the bell and Jessie (the person not the tv character) being fall down sleepy while out and about.
Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth
2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back
Origin: Borrowed from an audio commentary on an Arrested Development episode.
1. Any predictive statement that later, actually comes true.
Ex: “My architecture is being danced on? This is the prophecy Meat Cat spoke of!”
Origin: Borrowed and then misquoted from 30 Rock. The actual quote from the show is “this is what Meet Cat spoke of.”
1. To be gentle.
Ex: Be a little more Warden Gentles with my architecture, its sensitive.
2. Warden Gentles is a charater played by James Lipton on the most amazing television show ever made, Arrested Development. Warden Gentles was the prison warden during the 2nd and 3rd seasons.
Origin: A lot of Arrested Development watching. There is really no funny story with this. Gentle, Warden Gentles, it just happened.
1. Giving up on life.
Ex: My dreams are stupid, and everything i wanted it retarded, screw it, I’m going to Everest.
2. Going to everest.edu
Origin: Those horrible Everest school ads that play constanly during the daytime, and late at night, that no matter what your situation (employeed or not) make you feel like complete trash and everything you want is pointless and Everest is the only way to get ahead in life.