1. A method of explaining that you have been dumped by your significant other.
Ex:Well, you’re lucky, because unlike you, I didn’t get a letter with all those obscure adjectives. What are you talking about? I too now am in the framing business.
Origin: This is borrowed from Mallrats.
1. Being cuddled against one’s will.
Origin: While waiting for a table at a restaurant the question was posed what you would name your child. Chris’s answer was Sasquatch Jr., Adam B. claimed he had been raped by Sasquatch. Chris denied this, stating that the sex had been consensual, but the cuddling was not.