The HecktionaryPhenomenon | The Hecktionary http://hecktionary.com because "real" words are boring Tue, 22 Nov 2011 22:29:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Herm http://hecktionary.com/herm http://hecktionary.com/herm#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:45:18 +0000 c http://hecktionary.com/?p=263 Noun

1. Hermaphrodite
Ex: “I heard Lady Gaga is a herm, but I’d still bang him/her.”

2. A guy who runs a record store in Grand Rapids Michigan.

Origin: Simple word shortening, nothing bananas.

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1. Stomach/intestinal problems.
Ex: Oh god where is the pepto, I’ve got all kinds of drama pipes.

2. Pipes used to carry drama from one area to another.

3. Pipes constructed of drama.

Origin: Borrowed from Achewood.

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1. Sex.
Ex: I’ve been on your porch knock for like 20 minutes where the hell were you? We were upstairs fixing the air conditioner.

2. Being late on the account of having sex

3. Actually fixing problems with a air conditioning unit.

Origin: Derek and Becky were sexing it up when people showed up to their house. After a few minutes of knocking (on the door) they appeared, and Becky shouted “we were upstairs fixing the air conditioner”.

]]> http://hecktionary.com/fixing-the-air-conditioner/feed 1 Allen Trammell Face http://hecktionary.com/allen-trammell-face http://hecktionary.com/allen-trammell-face#comments Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:30:35 +0000 J http://hecktionary.com/?p=138 Adjective

1. A condition describing some one’s awful scarred up face. It often comes with the phrase “been hit with a bag of hot nickels”. Deep scarring and pitting are typical and is used to describe the unattractive. (See here)
Ex: Ugh, she got Allan Trammell face!

2. Allan Trammell’s actual face.

Origin: Adam R. is partially credited, this is a way to insult ugly women even further than he normally does.

]]> http://hecktionary.com/allen-trammell-face/feed 1 Fat times at Ridgemont High http://hecktionary.com/fat-times-at-ridgemont-high http://hecktionary.com/fat-times-at-ridgemont-high#comments Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:36:21 +0000 J http://hecktionary.com/?p=127 Adjective

1. To refer to one’s self as being overweight for a period of time.
Ex: I think that the photo was from “fat times at Ridgemont High”.

Origin:Thinking about herself last year, Jess introspectively remembers her approximate shape or blob.

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1. A insatiable craving for junk foods.
Ex: I’ve had trash mouth all damn day. I hate Doritios but I can’t stop.

2. Actually have a mouth full of trash.

3. A actual mouth made of trash.

Origin: Chris just started using it one day and it stuck. But it makes sense, junk food is trash food, so a mouth full of junk all day equals trash mouth.

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1. A condition experienced, when someone needs to urinate so badly that they involuntarily shudder a bit.
Ex: Are you cold?-No I have the piss shivers.

Origin: Jess had to go to the bathroom really bad, and found that this phenomenon occurred.

*Though most of the world knows about the piss shivers, Jess discovered them at age 26.

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