Lazy AIDS
Noun 1. A situation in which sitting around/being lazy makes one feel worse not better. Ex: “I know we feel gross but we have got to do something we have lazy AIDS and more napping is not the cure.” Origin: During a bout of household illness it was noted that when we rallied and did the things we had to do we felt much better than when...
Baby la-las
Noun 1. A term used for when a lady is sucked into a “complain, whine and then grumping” cycle that keeps repeating until she is almost incapacitated. Ex: You have been sitting there on the couch, and don’t know what you want for dinner and are upset now because you are hungry? Boy, someone’s got a case of the Baby La Las. 2. When a person...
Drama Pipes
Noun
1. Stomach/intestinal problems.
Ex: Oh god where is the pepto, I've got all kinds of drama pipes.
Fixing the air conditioner
Verb
1. Sex.
Ex: I've been on your porch knock for like 20 minutes where the hell were you? We were upstairs fixing the air conditioner.
2. Being late on the account of having sex
Allen Trammell Face
"Allen Trammell Face". Adjective. 1. A condition describing some one's awful scarred up face. It often comes with the phrase "been hit with a bag of hot nickels". Deep scarring and pitting are typical and is used to describe the unattractive.
Fat times at Ridgemont High
Fat times at Ridgemont High. Adjective. 1. To refer to one's self as being overweight for a period of time.
Trash Mouth
Trash mouth. Noun. 1. Eating junk all day. Ex: I've had trash mouth all damn day. I hate Doritios but I can't stop.
Piss shivers
Noun 1. A condition experienced, when someone needs to urinate so badly that they involuntarily shudder a bit. Ex: Are you cold?-No I have the piss shivers. Origin: Jess had to go to the bathroom really bad, and found that this phenomenon occurred. *Though most of the world knows about the piss shivers, Jess discovered them at age 26.
