Phenomenon

Janosz

17 Jul , 2014  

janosz1

 Noun

(Pronounced: Ya-nosh)

1. Liking something that most people generally don’t think much of.

Ex:”This Tapioca pudding is totally my janosz

Origin: Janosz is a character from Ghost Busters 2. Jess and Mikey D. both loved Ghostbusters 2 almost more than Ghostbusters. Everyone of course thinks they are nuts.

This is the opposite of “Peppers & Onions.”

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Body Parts

T-Lumps

5 Mar , 2013  

man-boobs

Noun

1. Breasts.
Ex: I’ve never been able to effectively work my t-lumps.

Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Gotcha.

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Phenomenon

Homofoodia

27 Feb , 2013  

organiccarrot

Noun

1. The perceived inherent gay qualities of the food you are eating.
Ex: “Dude. Are you really eating a banana right now?”

2. The fear that eating phallic shaped foods makes you gay.
Ex: “Dude! You’re right! I can’t eat this, its dick shaped. It might make me want other dick shaped things, like dicks!”

Origin: A facebook back and forth about food (d)evolving into the above.

Submitted by: Brian H.

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Phenomenon

Lazy AIDS

4 Jan , 2013  

lazyaids

Noun

1. A situation in which sitting around/being lazy makes one feel worse not better.
Ex: “I know we feel gross but we have got to do something we have lazy AIDS and more napping is not the cure.”

Origin: During a bout of household illness it was noted that when we rallied and did the things we had to do we felt much better than when we spent all day laying around.

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Body Parts

Jenny(s)

11 Dec , 2012  

jennies

Noun

1. Genitals, male or female.
Ex: “The doctor said my jennies will be fine, but that I should probably take a break from making nut shot videos.”

Origin: Word shortening.

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Human Body

Hammer Time

9 Oct , 2012  

I pooped a hammer

Noun

1. The moment you realize you are about to poop a hammer.
Ex: Oooh god, its hammer time.

Origin: Derivative of “I pooped a hammer.”

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Body Parts

Hush

4 Sep , 2012  

hush

Noun

1. Vagina.
Ex: A whore’s bath? Yes, I had a one night stand so I rubbed some dryer sheets on my pits and splashed some water on my hush. I’m a modern woman!

Origin: Borrowed from an episode of Happy Endings.

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Television

Roy Biggins

10 Aug , 2012  

Roy Biggins

Noun

1. Being a big pile of shit/asshole.
Ex:“Nice work Roy Biggins. The wedding is off.”

Origin: J saw a giant pile of dog waste, and C quickly turned “that’s a biggin'” into “Roy Biggins.” Roy Biggins being the dick owner of a rival airline and pseudo bad guy in the television show Wings.

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Phenomenon

Baby la-las

13 Jul , 2012  

Babylalas

Noun

1. A term used for when a lady is sucked into a “complain, whine and then grumping” cycle that keeps repeating until she is almost incapacitated.

Ex: “You have been sitting there on the couch, and don’t know what you want for dinner and are upset now because you are hungry? Boy, someone’s got a case of the Baby La Las.”

2. When a person starts complaining about something perfectly lovely that shows no innate unpleasantness, but the subject still seems to find fault with.

Ex: “The big trouble with champagne is that it’s so sugary. The hangovers are terrible” . She’s being total baby la las about that, geez.”

Origin: First seen articles written by @kateCarraway for Vice.

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