T-Lumps
Noun 1. Breasts. Ex: I’ve never been able to effectively work my t-lumps. Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Gotcha.
Homofoodia
Noun 1. The perceived inherent gay qualities of the food you are eating. Ex: “Dude. Are you really eating a banana right now?” 2. The fear that eating phallic shaped foods makes you gay. Ex: “Dude! You’re right! I can’t eat this, its dick shaped. It might make me want other dick shaped things, like dicks!” Origin: A facebook back and forth about food (d)evolving into the above. Submitted...
Lazy AIDS
Noun 1. A situation in which sitting around/being lazy makes one feel worse not better. Ex: “I know we feel gross but we have got to do something we have lazy AIDS and more napping is not the cure.” Origin: During a bout of household illness it was noted that when we rallied and did the things we had to do we felt much better than when...
Jenny(s)
Noun 1. Genitals, male or female. Ex: “The doctor said my jennies will be fine, bu that I should probably take a break from making nut shot videos.” Origin: Word shortening.
Hammer Time
Noun 1. The moment you realize you are about to poop a hammer. Ex: Oooh god, its hammer time. Origin: Derivative of “I pooped a hammer.”
Hush
Noun 1. Vagina. Ex: A whore’s bath? Yes, I had a one night stand so I rubbed some dryer sheets on my pits and splashed some water on my hush. I’m a modern woman! Origin: Borrowed from an episode of Happy Endings. Tags: body p, Human Body, Noun
Roy Biggins
Noun 1. Being a big pile of shit/asshole. Ex: “Nice work Roy Biggins. The wedding is off.†Origin: J saw a giant pile of dog waste, and C quickly turned “that’s a biggin’” into “Roy Biggins.” Roy Biggins being the dick owner of a rival airline and pseudo bad guy in the television show Wings.
Baby la-las
Noun 1. A term used for when a lady is sucked into a “complain, whine and then grumping” cycle that keeps repeating until she is almost incapacitated. Ex: You have been sitting there on the couch, and don’t know what you want for dinner and are upset now because you are hungry? Boy, someone’s got a case of the Baby La Las. 2. When a person...
Super-Soaker
Noun 1. A euphemism for a woman’s aroused lady bits. Ex: Don’t get a super-soaker over that guy in the plaid shirt. 2. A children’s large toy squirt gun, that usually holds large amounts of water sprayed at a high pressure by a pumping mechanism. Ex: That super-soaker blasted my glasses apart. Origin:Â @KateCarroway is a blogger for Vice Magazine. She has written a “Girl News”...
