1. The perceived inherent gay qualities of the food you are eating.
Ex: “Dude. Are you really eating a banana right now?”
2. The fear that eating phallic shaped foods makes you gay.
Ex: “Dude! You’re right! I can’t eat this, its dick shaped. It might make me want other dick shaped things, like dicks!”
Origin: A facebook back and forth about food (d)evolving into the above.
Submitted by: Brian H.
1. A exclamation of joy.
Ex: I’m not preggers! Ahh yeah miss new booty!*
2. Song by Bubba Sparxxx
Origin: There isn’t really one. Its just entertaining to say and the video is great.
*There has been no pregnancy scares at Hecktionary HQ, but not having a baby seems like good news.
1. A blow job given by a person wearing a white sheet with a hole in it(as a ghost would) while a voyeur stands at the light switch flipping it on and off throughout the act, whilst making ghost noise (as called for)
Ex: No example neccessary
2. A blow job given by a ghost
Origin: Adam B. and Joel, Chris and Jess invented the idea of a ghost-j at Como’s restaurant, while Jess wore her scarf over her face, “Ghost-J style”.
1. Crumbs and or foreign particles on your person. Specifically face and or rack.
Ex: Chris, it looks like you have some grizzlebees on the back of your sleeve.
Origin: borrowed and repurposed from Sealab 2021, and has nothing to do with beards or bees at all.