Sneak job
Verb 1. Sex act preformed while sneaking away from a group a people. Often said act is not as secret as the participants would have thought. Ex: “Hey where have you guys been I’ve been looking for you for the last hour?” “Shut-up man, we all know you were off sneak-jobbing it. We all heard you.” 2. A spy Origin: You know you’ve at last thought about it if...
Color The Nut Brown
Verb 1. Penetrating the ain. (Anal intercourse). Ex: "Hey girl how do you feel about me coloring the nut brown tonight?" "I feeling like that isn't happening." 2. Wiping after deification and getting poo on you testicles. Ex: "Ahh fuck! I just colored the nut brown. Damnit."
Red Squirrel In The Morning
Noun
1. Morning coitus. Specifically, morning coitus with someone with red hair, real red hair, both upstairs and down.
Origin: Lifted by Charbuckles from a Fleet Foxes song.
Fixing the air conditioner
Verb
1. Sex.
Ex: I've been on your porch knock for like 20 minutes where the hell were you? We were upstairs fixing the air conditioner.
2. Being late on the account of having sex
Mad-Rutty
Verb
1. Sex. Hot, dirty sex.
Ex: We're getting mad-rutty tonight girl. Consider your architecture warned.
2. A general state of arousel/being very horny.
Origin: Borrowed from the comic Achewood. The strip in question can be seen here.
