It’s like a Coalesce show in here
Verb Phrase 1. A room full of “unattractive” people. Ex:”High five on being the hottest people here.” “What?” “Look around, its like a Coalesce show in here.” Origin: Hardcore doesn’t exactly bring out the models. Jess actually said these exact words while in a a room full of ugos. Also see: MicroCenter 10
Roy Biggins
Noun 1. Being a big pile of shit/asshole. Ex: “Nice work Roy Biggins. The wedding is off.†Origin: J saw a giant pile of dog waste, and C quickly turned “that’s a biggin’” into “Roy Biggins.” Roy Biggins being the dick owner of a rival airline and pseudo bad guy in the television show Wings.
Back Taters
Noun 1. Fat that creeps around to ones back, creating back tits. Ex: Ugh, gross, look at the back taters on that dude. Origin: On a family campout, a relative was putting on a lifejacket and it smashed her together and created back tits. And taters was a way to not say tits in front of little kids. Put it all together, back taters.
Elderphile
Noun 1. A person who solicits relationships or sex from the extremely elderly. Ex: Woah, Anna Nicole Smith was a total elderphile. Gross! Origin: Kelsey S. (suspected elderphile) invented the term as a classier way to defend himself when we called him a Granny Raper. See also: Granny Raper
Dutch Butt
Noun and possible Adjective 1. A phenomenon where older ladies (late 30s+) start having a bigger, flatter ass that seems to grow half way up their back, and partially down their leg. Example: Woah! Check out the serious case of Dutch Butt on that blonde! It’s like her ass is consuming her back! Origin: cloudy, but sources can be linked to Brian H. and his...
Officer BonerBender
Noun
1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.
Jocelyn Elders
Verb or Noun
1. To jostle or shake someone.
Ex: Oh god! Stop Jocelyn Eldersing me… I've got mad drama pipes.
2. Masturbation, or to call someone a masturbater.
Ex: Looks like you need to shave those palms Jocelyn Elders
Glandular
Noun or Verb 1. To get fat or simply to be fat. Ex: Man, Topanga got mad glandular those last couple seasons of Boy Meets World. Origin: Jess actually just out of no where said the example used in the definition.
