Back Taters
Noun 1. Fat that creeps around to ones back, creating back tits. Ex: Ugh, gross, look at the back taters on that dude. Origin: On a family campout, a relative was putting on a lifejacket and it smashed her together and created back tits. And taters was a way to not say tits in front of little...
Elderphile
Noun 1. A person who solicits relationships or sex from the extremely elderly. Ex: Woah, Anna Nicole Smith was a total elderphile. Gross! Origin: Kelsey S. (suspected elderphile) invented the term as a classier way to defend himself when we called him a Granny Raper. See also: Granny Raper
Dutch Butt
Noun and possible Adjective 1. A phenomenon where older ladies (late 30s+) start having a bigger, flatter ass that seems to grow half way up their back, and partially down their leg. Example: Woah! Check out the serious case of Dutch Butt on that blonde! It’s like her ass is consuming her back! Origin: cloudy,...
Officer BonerBender
Noun
1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.
Jocelyn Elders
Verb or Noun
1. To jostle or shake someone.
Ex: Oh god! Stop Jocelyn Eldersing me… I've got mad drama pipes.
2. Masturbation, or to call someone a masturbater.
Ex: Looks like you need to shave those palms Jocelyn Elders
Glandular
Noun or Verb
1. To get fat or simply to be fat.
Ex: Man, Topanga got mad glandular those last couple seasons of Boy Meets World.
Origin: Jess actually just out of no where said the example used in the definition.
Ho-Ma
Noun
1. A whore or slut
Ex: Look at that ho-ma over there. I better her breath smells like penis.
Origin: Borrowed from the Upright Citizens Brigade tv show, one of the best sketch shows ever.
