Bologna Fadeouts
Noun 1. Large nipples that have no clear edges and just fade into the breast. Ex: Her rack was so amazing, then she took her shirt off and it was all dinner plate sized  Bologna Fadeouts. I faked an asthma attack and bailed. Origin: You should have known this since 5th grade.
Parisian Brunch
Noun 1. Being raped with a french baguette. Ex: “Where the hell is Nate?” “Oh dude, didn’t you hear? He had a Parisian Brunch yesterday. He’s not going to be hanging-out for a while.” 2. Having brunch in Paris. Origin: We were discussing the baguette intercourse experience.
Cockumentary
Noun
1. Porno
Origin: Borrowed from the filthy mouth of Ms. Kelly P., and who know where she got it.
Officer BonerBender
Noun
1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.
Jocelyn Elders
Verb or Noun
1. To jostle or shake someone.
Ex: Oh god! Stop Jocelyn Eldersing me… I've got mad drama pipes.
2. Masturbation, or to call someone a masturbater.
Ex: Looks like you need to shave those palms Jocelyn Elders
Red Squirrel In The Morning
Noun
1. Morning coitus. Specifically, morning coitus with someone with red hair, real red hair, both upstairs and down.
Origin: Lifted by Charbuckles from a Fleet Foxes song.
Letting them down gently
Verb
1. Delivering bad news while performing a hand-job.
Ex: "How did he take the break up?" "Pretty well, I let him down gently."
Jean job
Noun or Verb 1. One person rubbing another person's genitals through their jeans. Ex: "You want to give me what? A jean job? Oh yeah that sounds great I'd love to have a raw and chapped dick."
Ho-Ma
Noun
1. A whore or slut
Ex: Look at that ho-ma over there. I better her breath smells like penis.
Origin: Borrowed from the Upright Citizens Brigade tv show, one of the best sketch shows ever.
