T-Lumps
Noun 1. Breasts. Ex: I’ve never been able to effectively work my t-lumps. Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Gotcha.
Jenny(s)
Noun 1. Genitals, male or female. Ex: “The doctor said my jennies will be fine, bu that I should probably take a break from making nut shot videos.” Origin: Word shortening.
Trouble at the Old Mine
Verb Phrase 1. A feeling of intestinal distress that usually involves a trip to the restroom. Ex: “If you’ll excuse me, I think I’ve got trouble at the old mine.” Origin: Submitted by Rob P.
Hammer Time
Noun 1. The moment you realize you are about to poop a hammer. Ex: Oooh god, its hammer time. Origin: Derivative of “I pooped a hammer.”
Hush
Noun 1. Vagina. Ex: A whore’s bath? Yes, I had a one night stand so I rubbed some dryer sheets on my pits and splashed some water on my hush. I’m a modern woman! Origin: Borrowed from an episode of Happy Endings. Tags: body p, Human Body, Noun
Back Mouth
Noun 1. Butthole Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth 2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back Origin: Borrowed from a audio commentary on an Arrested Development episode.
Back Taters
Noun 1. Fat that creeps around to ones back, creating back tits. Ex: Ugh, gross, look at the back taters on that dude. Origin: On a family campout, a relative was putting on a lifejacket and it smashed her together and created back tits. And taters was a way to not say tits in front of little kids. Put it all together, back taters.
Drama Pipes
Noun
1. Stomach/intestinal problems.
Ex: Oh god where is the pepto, I've got all kinds of drama pipes.
Piss shivers
Noun 1. A condition experienced, when someone needs to urinate so badly that they involuntarily shudder a bit. Ex: Are you cold?-No I have the piss shivers. Origin: Jess had to go to the bathroom really bad, and found that this phenomenon occurred. *Though most of the world knows about the piss shivers, Jess discovered them at age 26.
