Phenomenon

Homofoodia

27 Feb , 2013  

organiccarrot

Noun

1. The perceived inherent gay qualities of the food you are eating.
Ex: “Dude. Are you really eating a banana right now?”

2. The fear that eating phallic shaped foods makes you gay.
Ex: “Dude! You’re right! I can’t eat this, its dick shaped. It might make me want other dick shaped things, like dicks!”

Origin: A facebook back and forth about food (d)evolving into the above.

Submitted by: Brian H.

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Sex Act

Parisian Brunch

2 Jul , 2011  

baguette-sucker

Noun

1. Being raped with a french baguette.
Ex: “Where the hell is Nate?” “Oh dude, didn’t you hear? He had a Parisian Brunch yesterday. He’s not going to be hanging-out for a while.”

2. Having brunch in Paris.

Origin: We were discussing the baguette intercourse experience.

 

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