1. The perceived inherent gay qualities of the food you are eating.
Ex: “Dude. Are you really eating a banana right now?”
2. The fear that eating phallic shaped foods makes you gay.
Ex: “Dude! You’re right! I can’t eat this, its dick shaped. It might make me want other dick shaped things, like dicks!”
Origin: A facebook back and forth about food (d)evolving into the above.
Submitted by: Brian H.
1. Being raped with a french baguette.
Ex: “Where the hell is Nate?” “Oh dude, didn’t you hear? He had aÂ ParisianÂ Brunch yesterday. He’s not going to be hanging-out for a while.”
2. Having brunch in Paris.
Origin: We wereÂ discussingÂ theÂ baguetteÂ intercourse experience.