Exclamation

1. Everything is going your way. A series of personal successes.
Ex: “The girl I hated broke up with me and she let me down gently, everything is coming up Milhouse!”

Origin: Borrowed from an episode of the Simpsons.

1. A method of explaining that you have been dumped by your significant other.
Ex:Well, you’re lucky, because unlike you, I didn’t get a letter with all those obscure adjectives. What are you talking about? I too now am in the framing business.

Origin: This is borrowed from Mallrats.

1. Porno

Origin: Borrowed from the filthy mouth of Ms. Kelly P., and who know where she got it.

1. A woman who’s ugliness insights a man to lose his erection (boner), instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.

2. Someone intent on ruining a wonderful evening in whatever way possible.
Ex: Nice job Officer BonerBender, you just got us kicked out of a bar..

Origin: Vice do’s and dont’s can I just say this column is consistantly hilarious

1. Morning coitus. Specifically, morning coitus with someone with red hair, carpet and drapes.

Origin: Lifted by Charbuckles from a Fleet Foxes song.

Submitted by: Charbuckles

1. Stomach/intestinal problems.
Ex: Oh god where is the pepto, I’ve got all kinds of drama pipes.

2. Pipes used to carry drama from one area to another.

3. Pipes constructed of drama.

Origin: Borrowed from Achewood.

1. Ridiculous or stupid.
Ex: This guy is “fit but he knows it” which is kind of endearing on hot chicks but looks chronicles of ridic on dudes.

Origin: Intitally Borrowed from Vice. But its not hard to put together a phrase that means ridiculous or stupid and a Vin Diesel movie.

1. A whore or slut
Ex: Look at that ho-ma over there. I better her breath smells like penis.

Origin: Borrowed from the Upright Citizens Brigade tv show, one of the best sketch shows ever.

1. Sex. Hot, dirty sex.
Ex: We’re getting mad-rutty tonight girl. Consider your architecture warned.

2. A general state of arousel/being very horny.

Origin: Borrowed from the comic Achewood. The strip in question can be seen here.

1. A couple that when together make you sick. They tend to be overly affectionate and cutesy.
Ex: Look at Jalisa over there. What a couple of a-holes.

Origin: 30 Rock. The combined name of Jack and his girlfriend Elisa. Seen here.

1. Anything that you have some vague idea exists, but really know nothing at all about.
Ex: “Dance on the architecture? Is that an efron?”

Origin: On an episode 30 rock, Liz Lemon says “He looks like Zack Efron – that’s a thing, right?” when refering to a much younger love interest.

Submitted by: Derek L.

1. Indicating the current time period. Similar to phrases like “from the 80′s”.
Ex: This look is so from the now’s.

Origin: This is borrowed from Vice, the do’s and don’t column are rife with looks that are from the now’s.

See also here

1. A term referring to a brain.
Ex: This information is blowin’  my mind grapes

Origin: Another Tracy Morgan original from 30 rock.  See also thoughtcicles.

1. A condition describing some one’s awful scarred up face. It often comes with the phrase “been hit with a bag of hot nickels”. Deep scarring and pitting are typical and is used to describe the unattractive. (See here)
Ex: Ugh, she got Allan Trammell face!

2. Allan Trammell’s actual face.

Origin: Adam R. is partially credited, this is a way to insult ugly women even further than he normally does.