This is the prophecy Meat Cat spoke of
Phrase 1. Any predictive statement that later, actually comes true. Ex: “My architecture is being danced on? This is the prophecy Meat Cat spoke of!” Origin: Borrowed and then misquoted from 30 Rock. The actual quote from the show is “this is what Meet Cat spoke of.”
Everything Is Coming Up Milhouse
Exclamation 1. Everything is going your way. A series of personal successes. Ex: “The girl I hated broke up with me and she let me down gently, everything is coming up Milhouse!” Origin: Borrowed from an episode of the Simpsons.
I too am now in the framing business
Phrase
1. A method of explaining that you have been dumped by your significant other.
Ex:Well, you're lucky, because unlike you, I didn't get a letter with all those obscure adjectives. What are you talking about? I too now am in the framing business.
Origin: This is borrowed from Mallrats.
Cockumentary
Noun
1. Porno
Origin: Borrowed from the filthy mouth of Ms. Kelly P., and who know where she got it.
Officer BonerBender
Noun
1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.
Red Squirrel In The Morning
Noun
1. Morning coitus. Specifically, morning coitus with someone with red hair, real red hair, both upstairs and down.
Origin: Lifted by Charbuckles from a Fleet Foxes song.
Drama Pipes
Noun
1. Stomach/intestinal problems.
Ex: Oh god where is the pepto, I've got all kinds of drama pipes.
Chronicles Of Ridic
Adjective
1. Ridiculous or stupid.
Ex: This guy is “fit but he knows it” which is kind of endearing on hot chicks but looks chronicles of ridic on dudes.
Ho-Ma
Noun
1. A whore or slut
Ex: Look at that ho-ma over there. I better her breath smells like penis.
Origin: Borrowed from the Upright Citizens Brigade tv show, one of the best sketch shows ever.
