Noun 1. Vagina. Ex: A whore’s bath? Yes, I had a one night stand so I rubbed some dryer sheets on my pits and splashed some water on my hush. I’m a modern woman! Origin: Borrowed from an episode of Happy Endings. Tags: body p, Human Body, Noun
Verb 1.Â Taking an unconventional path to success. Ex:Â I was just a caterer, then I flooped the pig, and now I know the most successful Super Crackers in the the tristate area.Â Origin:Â Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Card Wars. The two main characters are playing a Magic the Gathering like card game. Fin the character who has never played the game floops (activates/taps) his pag...
Phrase 1. Any predictiveÂ statementÂ that later,Â actuallyÂ comes true. Ex: “MyÂ architecture is being danced on? This is the prophecy Meat Cat spoke of!” Origin: Borrowed and then misquoted from 30 Rock. The actual quote from the show is “this is what Meet Cat spoke of.”
Exclamation 1. Everything is going your way. A series of personal successes. Ex: “The girl I hated broke up with me and she let me down gently,Â everythingÂ is coming up Milhouse!” Origin: Borrowed from an episode of the Simpsons.
1. A method of explaining that you have been dumped by your significant other.
Ex:Well, you're lucky, because unlike you, I didn't get a letter with all those obscure adjectives. What are you talking about? I too now am in the framing business.
Origin: This is borrowed from Mallrats.
Origin: Borrowed from the filthy mouth of Ms. Kelly P., and who know where she got it.
1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.
1. Morning coitus. Specifically, morning coitus with someone with red hair, real red hair, both upstairs and down.
Origin: Lifted by Charbuckles from a Fleet Foxes song.
1. Stomach/intestinal problems.
Ex: Oh god where is the pepto, I've got all kinds of drama pipes.