Faceplant
Noun
1. Facebook post where one tries to be funny but unintentionally comes off like a total dick.
2. Plant growing out of one's face.
3. Plant that looks like someone's face.
Origin: We've all seen it, some of us have even done it.
Miamier
Verb/Noun. Pronounced: Miami - aie. 1. To make things much worse than they are. (verb)
Ex: As bad as you are at dancing on the architecture, some how you managed to Miamier to up.
(Case of) The Brookes
Noun Phrase 1. Falling asleep (with no alcohol assistance) while hanging out with multiple people at someone else’s house (with no alcohol assistance) despite everyone being engaged and entertained, and then claiming not to be asleep when called out. Ex: Brooke wake the hell up. Sorry I got a case of the Brookes there for a minute....
Watching Ghost World
Verb phrase 1. A Euphemism for sex. Ex: Where’s Brooke? She’s watching Ghost World with some dude at her house. 2. Actually watching the movie Ghost World Origin: Brooke D, Adam R, Chris H. and Jess J. all discussed Brooke’s previous evening’s activities. She had claimed to have watched the indie flick with a gentleman...
General Elegance
Adjective 1. Sarcastically graceful or stylish in appearance or manner, so really neither actually graceful or stylish at all. 2. Really a way to make fun of something for being tacky by acting like it’s awesome and classy. Ex: We can buy this sparkly, blue cat sweater for general elegance. Origin: Borrowed from Tracy Morgan,...
Sandwich Pants
Noun 1. Term of endearment. 2. Pants actually made of sandwiches Origin: Unknown. It just happened.
