Body Parts

Country Bees

26 Aug , 2013  

country-bees

Adjective

1. An extremely itchy asshole.

Ex:”GOD! I’ve got country bees so damn bad! AGHHH!” 

Origin: Someone misheard the hell out of something someone else said and the riffing piled up until we got to itchy asshole.

Alt: Country Bumbles

1. Hemroids.

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Body Parts

T-Lumps

5 Mar , 2013  

man-boobs

Noun

1. Breasts.
Ex: I’ve never been able to effectively work my t-lumps.

Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Gotcha.

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Mooncup

1 Sep , 2011  

mooncup&woman_colour

Noun

1. A unit of liquid measure
Ex: “How much do you want?” “Oh about a mooncup.” “How much is that?” ” About 8 hours of menstrations worth.”

2. A cup made out of moon rock.

Origin: This disgusting product. Also see, diva cup.

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Human Body

Herm

5 Nov , 2009  

herm

Noun

1. Hermaphrodite
Ex: “I heard Lady Gaga is a herm, but I’d still bang him/her.”

2. A guy who runs a record store in Grand Rapids Michigan.

Origin: Simple word shortening, nothing bananas.

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Body Parts

Ain

9 Jul , 2009  

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Noun

Pronounced like aim, but with a “n”.

1. Anus
Ex: Be a little more Warden Gentles with your architecture this time? Girl I’d be more worried about that ain.

Origin: None really. Its just a shortening of the word anus.

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Body Parts

Virginia

5 Mar , 2009  

virginia

Noun

1.Vagina

2. One of the United States, also a place for lovers.

Origin: Virginia, vagina, this isn’t brain surgery to put together. Also the girl in the Gaslight Anthem song Casanova, Baby! (the birthplace of dance on the architecture) is named Virginia.

Alt: Virginia Wolf.

1. A very unkempt bush.

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