1. An extremely itchy asshole.
Ex:”GOD! I’ve got country bees so damn bad! AGHHH!”
Origin: Someone misheard the hell out of something someone else said and the riffing piled up until we got to itchy asshole.
Alt: Country Bumbles
2. One of the United States, also a place for lovers.
Origin: Virginia, vagina, this isn’t brain surgery to put together. Also the girl in the Gaslight Anthem song Casanova, Baby! (the birthplace of dance on the architecture) is named Virginia.
Alt: Virginia Wolf.
1. A very unkempt bush.