Noun
1. Jess & Chris’s current dyer.
Ex: What the hell?! I just bought this shirt and now it doesn’t fit? Damnit. I hate the shrink machine.
2. That thing from “Honey I Shrunk The Kids 1 & 2″, and the third epic in the trilogy, “Honey We Shrunk Ourselves”.
Origin: Our dryer sucks. It only has high heat. As a consequence all our clothes get shrunk.
