The Hecktionary

Slang terms originated from our linguistic cultural history from our friends and family. Regional dialects at their best, friend to friend and household to household. Sometimes inspired from the Television and pop culture we consume, and occasionally terms of insult and endearment as well.
In short, a collection of dirty words.

disgusting / Human Body

Super-Soaker

by J on Sep 30, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A euphemism for a woman’s aroused lady bits. Ex: Don’t get a super-soaker over that guy in the plaid shirt. 2. A children’s large toy squirt gun, that usually holds large amounts of water sprayed at a high pressure by a pumping mechanism. Ex: That super-soaker blasted my...

Body Parts

Back Mouth

by J on Sep 5, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. Butthole Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth 2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back Origin: Borrowed from a audio commentary on an Arrested Development episode.

Insult

Elderphile

by c on Jul 15, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A person who solicits relationships or sex from the extremely elderly. Ex: Woah, Anna Nicole Smith was a total elderphile. Gross! Origin: Kelsey S. (suspected elderphile) invented the term as a classier way to defend himself when we called him a Granny Raper. See also: Granny Raper

Insult

Officer BonerBender

by J on Aug 27, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head. Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.

Body Parts

Ain

by c on Jul 9, 2009 • No Comments

Noun Pronounced like aim, but with a "n". 1. Anus Ex: Be a little more Warden Gentles with your architecture this time? Girl I'd be more worried about that ain.

Insult

Glandular

by c on Mar 21, 2009 • No Comments

Noun or Verb 1. To get fat or simply to be fat. Ex: Man, Topanga got mad glandular those last couple seasons of Boy Meets World. Origin: Jess actually just out of no where said the example used in the definition.

Borrowed / Inappropriate

Dicked up

by c on Jan 25, 2009 • 2 Comments

1. Screwed up/messed up. Ex: The economy is pretty dicked up right now.

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Silly

Two-hand-one-hand

by c on Mar 7, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. One person gripping both of another person's hands with one hand. Ex: Aghh. No. No, stop! No two-hand-one-hand. Give me my damn hands back. 2. Two hands being surgically grafted together, forming one hand. Origin: Chris has much bigger hands than Jess does.

Body Parts / Intercourse

Panty Crickets

by c on Mar 6, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. Any non-fatal STD, generally associated with crabs. Ex: Dang y'all he gave me panty crickets. 2. Actual crickets in ones panties. Origin: Amy Poehler playing Britney Spears on Saturday Night Live.

Body Parts

Virginia

by c on Mar 5, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1.Vagina 2. One of the United States, also a place for lovers. Origin: Virginia, vagina, this isn't brain surgery to put together. Also the girl in the Gaslight Anthem song Casanova, Baby! (the birthplace of dance on the architecture) is named Virginia.

30 Rock

Jalisa

by c on Mar 4, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. A couple that when together make you sick. They tend to be overly affectionate and cutesy. Ex: Look at Jalisa over there. What a couple of a-holes. Origin: 30 Rock. The combined name of Jack and his girlfriend Elisa. Seen here.

Borderline insult

Miamier

by c on Mar 3, 2009 • No Comments

Verb/Noun. Pronounced: Miami - aie. 1. To make things much worse than they are. (verb) Ex: As bad as you are at dancing on the architecture, some how you managed to Miamier to up.

30 Rock

Efron

by c on Mar 2, 2009 • No Comments

Noun. 1. Anything that you have some vague idea exists, but really know nothing at all about. Ex: "Dance on the architecture? Is that an efron?"

Style

From the now’s

by J on Mar 1, 2009 • No Comments

Prepositional Phrase. 1. Indicating the current time period. Similar to phrases like "from the 80's". Ex: This look is so from the now's. Origin: This is borrowed from Vice, the do's and don't column are rife with looks that are from the now's.

Unnecessary Word shortening

Aiesh

by c on Feb 14, 2009 • No Comments

Noun. 1. Short for Asian. Ex: All aiesh lady have side-ways architecture.

30 Rock

Mind Grapes

by J on Feb 12, 2009 • 1 Comment

Noun. 1. A term referring to a brain. Ex: This information is blowin' my mind grapes. Origin: Another Tracy Morgan origional from 30 rock. See also thoughtcicles.

Super-Soaker

Back Mouth

Elderphile

Officer BonerBender

Ain

Glandular

Dicked up

Two-hand-one-hand

Panty Crickets

Virginia

Jalisa

Miamier

Efron

From the now’s

Aiesh

Mind Grapes

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