Television

Roy Biggins

10 Aug , 2012  

Roy Biggins

Noun

1. Being a big pile of shit/asshole.
Ex:“Nice work Roy Biggins. The wedding is off.”

Origin: J saw a giant pile of dog waste, and C quickly turned “that’s a biggin'” into “Roy Biggins.” Roy Biggins being the dick owner of a rival airline and pseudo bad guy in the television show Wings.

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Phenomenon

Baby la-las

13 Jul , 2012  

Babylalas

Noun

1. A term used for when a lady is sucked into a “complain, whine and then grumping” cycle that keeps repeating until she is almost incapacitated.

Ex: “You have been sitting there on the couch, and don’t know what you want for dinner and are upset now because you are hungry? Boy, someone’s got a case of the Baby La Las.”

2. When a person starts complaining about something perfectly lovely that shows no innate unpleasantness, but the subject still seems to find fault with.

Ex: “The big trouble with champagne is that it’s so sugary. The hangovers are terrible” . She’s being total baby la las about that, geez.”

Origin: First seen articles written by @kateCarraway for Vice.

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Inappropriate

Being A Samantha

22 Nov , 2011  

Samantha-Jones

Verb Phrase

1.Having breast cancer
Ex:“What did the doctor say? “Its not good, he said I’m a Samantha.” “Oh my god. Don’t worry we’re going to get through this.”

Origin: Remember all that “You’re a Carrie/Miranda/Samantha/Charlotte” garbage? Well Samantha had cancer, so having cancer makes you a Samantha.

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disgusting,Human Body

Super-Soaker

30 Sep , 2011  

jon-hamm2

Noun

1. A euphemism for a woman’s aroused lady bits.
Ex: “Don’t get a super-soaker over that guy in the plaid shirt.”

2. A children’s large toy squirt gun, that usually holds large amounts of water sprayed at a high pressure by a pumping mechanism.
Ex: That super-soaker blasted my glasses apart.

Origin: @KateCarroway is a blogger for Vice Magazine. She has written a “Girl News” series that uses the term super-soaker similar to how Hecktionary uses “wide on“.

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Body Parts

Back Mouth

5 Sep , 2011  

Back Mouth

Noun

1. Butthole
Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth

2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back

Origin: Borrowed from an audio commentary  on an Arrested Development episode.

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disgusting

Mooncup

1 Sep , 2011  

mooncup&woman_colour

Noun

1. A unit of liquid measure
Ex: “How much do you want?” “Oh about a mooncup.” “How much is that?” ” About 8 hours of menstrations worth.”

2. A cup made out of moon rock.

Origin: This disgusting product. Also see, diva cup.

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Sex Act

Sneak job

29 Aug , 2011  

sneakjob

Verb

1. Sex act preformed while sneaking away from a group a people. Often said act is not as secret as the participants would have thought.
Ex: “Hey where have you guys been I’ve been looking for you for the last hour?” “Shut-up man, we all know you were off sneak-jobbing it. We all heard you.”

2. A spy

Origin: You know you’ve at last thought about it if not done it

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Basics,Body Parts

Bologna Fadeouts

26 Aug , 2011  

Bologna

Noun

1. Large nipples that have no clear edges and just fade into the breast.
Ex: Her rack was so amazing, then she took her shirt off and it was all dinner plate sized  Bologna Fadeouts. I faked an asthma attack and bailed.

Origin: You should have known this since 5th grade.

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Body Parts

Back Taters

24 Aug , 2011  

backtater

Noun

1. Fat that creeps around to ones back, creating back tits.
Ex: Ugh, gross, look at the back taters on that dude.

Origin: On a family campout, a relative was putting on a lifejacket and it smashed her together and created back tits. And taters was a way to not say tits in front of little kids. Put it all together, back taters.

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