The Hecktionary

Slang terms originated from our linguistic cultural history from our friends and family. Regional dialects at their best, friend to friend and household to household. Sometimes inspired from the Television and pop culture we consume, and occasionally terms of insult and endearment as well.
In short, a collection of dirty words.

disgusting / Human Body

Super-Soaker

by J on Sep 30, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A euphemism for a woman’s aroused lady bits. Ex: Don’t get a super-soaker over that guy in the plaid shirt. 2. A children’s large toy squirt gun, that usually holds large amounts of water sprayed at a high pressure by a pumping mechanism. Ex: That super-soaker blasted my...

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Back Mouth

by J on Sep 5, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. Butthole Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth 2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back Origin: Borrowed from a audio commentary on an Arrested Development episode.

Insult

Elderphile

by c on Jul 15, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A person who solicits relationships or sex from the extremely elderly. Ex: Woah, Anna Nicole Smith was a total elderphile. Gross! Origin: Kelsey S. (suspected elderphile) invented the term as a classier way to defend himself when we called him a Granny Raper. See also: Granny Raper

Insult

Officer BonerBender

by J on Aug 27, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head. Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.

Body Parts

Ain

by c on Jul 9, 2009 • No Comments

Noun Pronounced like aim, but with a "n". 1. Anus Ex: Be a little more Warden Gentles with your architecture this time? Girl I'd be more worried about that ain.

Insult

Glandular

by c on Mar 21, 2009 • No Comments

Noun or Verb 1. To get fat or simply to be fat. Ex: Man, Topanga got mad glandular those last couple seasons of Boy Meets World. Origin: Jess actually just out of no where said the example used in the definition.

Borrowed / Inappropriate

Dicked up

by c on Jan 25, 2009 • 2 Comments

1. Screwed up/messed up. Ex: The economy is pretty dicked up right now.

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Ima

by c on Jul 16, 2009 • No Comments

Verb 1. "I am going to." Ex: Ima dance all over that architecture. Origin: Its a carry over from doing hick/country/Indiana accents and voices.

Human Body

Drama Pipes

by c on Jul 10, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. Stomach/intestinal problems. Ex: Oh god where is the pepto, I've got all kinds of drama pipes.

Silly

Chronicles Of Ridic

by c on Jul 2, 2009 • No Comments

Adjective 1. Ridiculous or stupid. Ex: This guy is “fit but he knows it” which is kind of endearing on hot chicks but looks chronicles of ridic on dudes.

Nonsense

Ahh Yeah Miss New Booty

by c on Jun 26, 2009 • No Comments

Ahh Yeah Miss New Booty Exclmation 1. A exclamation of joy. Ex: I'm not preggers! Ahh yeah miss new booty!

Dirty

Letting them down gently

by c on Jun 2, 2009 • No Comments

Verb 1. Delivering bad news while performing a hand-job. Ex: "How did he take the break up?" "Pretty well, I let him down gently."

Dirty

Jean job

by c on May 22, 2009 • No Comments

Noun or Verb 1. One person rubbing another person's genitals through their jeans. Ex: "You want to give me what? A jean job? Oh yeah that sounds great I'd love to have a raw and chapped dick."

Intercourse / Lie

Fixing the air conditioner

by c on May 1, 2009 • 1 Comment

Verb 1. Sex. Ex: I've been on your porch knock for like 20 minutes where the hell were you? We were upstairs fixing the air conditioner. 2. Being late on the account of having sex

Insult

Ho-Ma

by c on Mar 19, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. A whore or slut Ex: Look at that ho-ma over there. I better her breath smells like penis. Origin: Borrowed from the Upright Citizens Brigade tv show, one of the best sketch shows ever.

Intercourse

Mad-Rutty

by c on Mar 8, 2009 • No Comments

Verb 1. Sex. Hot, dirty sex. Ex: We're getting mad-rutty tonight girl. Consider your architecture warned. 2. A general state of arousel/being very horny. Origin: Borrowed from the comic Achewood. The strip in question can be seen here.

Super-Soaker

Back Mouth

Elderphile

Officer BonerBender

Ain

Glandular

Dicked up

Ima

Drama Pipes

Chronicles Of Ridic

Ahh Yeah Miss New Booty

Letting them down gently

Jean job

Fixing the air conditioner

Ho-Ma

Mad-Rutty

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