1. The perceived inherent gay qualities of the food you are eating.
Ex: “Dude. Are you really eating a banana right now?”
2. The fear that eating phallic shaped foods makes you gay.
Ex: “Dude! You’re right! I can’t eat this, its dick shaped. It might make me want other dick shaped things, like dicks!”
Origin: A facebook back and forth about food (d)evolving into the above.
Submitted by: Brian H.
1. A situation in which sitting around/being lazy makes one feel worse not better.
Ex: “I know we feel gross but we have got to do something we have lazy AIDS and more napping is not the cure.”
Origin: During a bout of household illness it was noted that when we rallied and did the things we had to do we felt much better than when we spent all day laying around.
1. Taking an unconventional path to success.
Ex: I was just a caterer, then I flooped the pig, and now I know the most successful Super Crackers in the the tri-state area.
Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Card Wars. The two main characters are playing a Magic the Gathering like card game. Fin the character who has never played the game floops (activates/taps) his pig card, Jake the experienced player laughs at Fin’s choice, and then is quickly defeated.