Body Parts

T-Lumps

5 Mar , 2013  

man-boobs

Noun

1. Breasts.
Ex: I’ve never been able to effectively work my t-lumps.

Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Gotcha.

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Phenomenon

Homofoodia

27 Feb , 2013  

organiccarrot

Noun

1. The perceived inherent gay qualities of the food you are eating.
Ex: “Dude. Are you really eating a banana right now?”

2. The fear that eating phallic shaped foods makes you gay.
Ex: “Dude! You’re right! I can’t eat this, its dick shaped. It might make me want other dick shaped things, like dicks!”

Origin: A facebook back and forth about food (d)evolving into the above.

Submitted by: Brian H.

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Person

El Gigante

8 Jan , 2013  

FAST FOOD NATION

Proper Noun

1. Luis Guzmán.
Ex: “El Gigante was pretty funny in Boogie Nights”.

Origin: Guzmán said “El Gigante” in an episode of “I Love the 70′s” and we thought it was funny.

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Phenomenon

Lazy AIDS

4 Jan , 2013  

lazyaids

Noun

1. A situation in which sitting around/being lazy makes one feel worse not better.
Ex: “I know we feel gross but we have got to do something we have lazy AIDS and more napping is not the cure.”

Origin: During a bout of household illness it was noted that when we rallied and did the things we had to do we felt much better than when we spent all day laying around.

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Body Parts

Jenny(s)

11 Dec , 2012  

jennies

Noun

1. Genitals, male or female.
Ex: “The doctor said my jennies will be fine, but that I should probably take a break from making nut shot videos.”

Origin: Word shortening.

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Human Body

Trouble at the Old Mine

22 Oct , 2012  

Trouble At The Old Mine

Verb Phrase

1. A feeling of intestinal distress that usually involves a trip to the restroom.
Ex: “If you’ll excuse me, I think I’ve got trouble at the old mine.”

Origin: Submitted by Rob P.

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Human Body

Hammer Time

9 Oct , 2012  

I pooped a hammer

Noun

1. The moment you realize you are about to poop a hammer.
Ex: Oooh god, its hammer time.

Origin: Derivative of “I pooped a hammer.”

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Body Parts

Hush

4 Sep , 2012  

hush

Noun

1. Vagina.
Ex: A whore’s bath? Yes, I had a one night stand so I rubbed some dryer sheets on my pits and splashed some water on my hush. I’m a modern woman!

Origin: Borrowed from an episode of Happy Endings.

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Television

Floop The Pig

13 Aug , 2012  

Pig_Cardwars

1. Taking an unconventional path to success.

Ex: I was just a caterer, then I flooped the pig, and now I know the most successful Super Crackers in the the tri-state area. 

Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Card Wars. The two main characters are playing a Magic the Gathering like card game. Fin the character who has never played the game floops (activates/taps) his pig card, Jake the experienced player laughs at Fin’s choice, and then is quickly defeated.

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