The Hecktionary

Slang terms originated from our linguistic cultural history from our friends and family. Regional dialects at their best, friend to friend and household to household. Sometimes inspired from the Television and pop culture we consume, and occasionally terms of insult and endearment as well.
In short, a collection of dirty words.

disgusting / Human Body

Super-Soaker

by J on Sep 30, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A euphemism for a woman’s aroused lady bits. Ex: Don’t get a super-soaker over that guy in the plaid shirt. 2. A children’s large toy squirt gun, that usually holds large amounts of water sprayed at a high pressure by a pumping mechanism. Ex: That super-soaker blasted my...

Body Parts

Back Mouth

by J on Sep 5, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. Butthole Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth 2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back Origin: Borrowed from a audio commentary on an Arrested Development episode.

Insult

Elderphile

by chris on Jul 15, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A person who solicits relationships or sex from the extremely elderly. Ex: Woah, Anna Nicole Smith was a total elderphile. Gross! Origin: Kelsey S. (suspected elderphile) invented the term as a classier way to defend himself when we called him a Granny Raper. See also: Granny Raper

Insult

Officer BonerBender

by J on Aug 27, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head. Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.

Body Parts

Ain

by chris on Jul 9, 2009 • No Comments

Noun Pronounced like aim, but with a "n". 1. Anus Ex: Be a little more Warden Gentles with your architecture this time? Girl I'd be more worried about that ain.

Insult

Glandular

by chris on Mar 21, 2009 • No Comments

Noun or Verb 1. To get fat or simply to be fat. Ex: Man, Topanga got mad glandular those last couple seasons of Boy Meets World. Origin: Jess actually just out of no where said the example used in the definition.

Borrowed / Inappropriate

Dicked up

by chris on Jan 25, 2009 • No Comments

1. Screwed up/messed up. Ex: The economy is pretty dicked up right now.

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30 Rock

This is the prophecy Meat Cat spoke of

by chris on Jun 14, 2011 • No Comments

Phrase 1. Any predictive statement that later, actually comes true. Ex: “My architecture is being danced on? This is the prophecy Meat Cat spoke of!” Origin: Borrowed and then misquoted from 30 Rock. The actual quote from the show is “this is what Meet Cat spoke of.”

Simpsons

Everything Is Coming Up Milhouse

by chris on Jun 10, 2011 • No Comments

Exclamation 1. Everything is going your way. A series of personal successes. Ex: “The girl I hated broke up with me and she let me down gently, everything is coming up Milhouse!” Origin: Borrowed from an episode of the Simpsons.

Movie

I too am now in the framing business

by chris on Dec 6, 2010 • No Comments

Phrase 1. A method of explaining that you have been dumped by your significant other. Ex:Well, you're lucky, because unlike you, I didn't get a letter with all those obscure adjectives. What are you talking about? I too now am in the framing business. Origin: This is borrowed from Mallrats.

Human Body

Herm

by chris on Nov 5, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. Hermaphrodite Ex: "I heard Lady Gaga is a herm, but I'd still bang him/her."

Dirty / Movie

Cockumentary

by chris on Nov 3, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. Porno Origin: Borrowed from the filthy mouth of Ms. Kelly P., and who know where she got it.

Internet

Faceplant

by chris on Nov 1, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. Facebook post where one tries to be funny but unintentionally comes off like a total dick. 2. Plant growing out of one's face. 3. Plant that looks like someone's face. Origin: We've all seen it, some of us have even done it.

Self Pleasure

Jocelyn Elders

by chris on Aug 18, 2009 • No Comments

Verb or Noun 1. To jostle or shake someone. Ex: Oh god! Stop Jocelyn Eldersing me… I've got mad drama pipes. 2. Masturbation, or to call someone a masturbater. Ex: Looks like you need to shave those palms Jocelyn Elders

Intercourse / Mistake

Color The Nut Brown

by chris on Aug 10, 2009 • No Comments

Verb 1. Penetrating the ain. (Anal intercourse). Ex: "Hey girl how do you feel about me coloring the nut brown tonight?" "I feeling like that isn't happening." 2. Wiping after deification and getting poo on you testicles. Ex: "Ahh fuck! I just colored the nut brown. Damnit."

Intercourse

Red Squirrel In The Morning

by chris on Aug 7, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. Morning coitus. Specifically, morning coitus with someone with red hair, real red hair, both upstairs and down. Origin: Lifted by Charbuckles from a Fleet Foxes song.

Super-Soaker

Back Mouth

Elderphile

Officer BonerBender

Ain

Glandular

Dicked up

This is the prophecy Meat Cat spoke of

Everything Is Coming Up Milhouse

I too am now in the framing business

Herm

Cockumentary

Faceplant

Jocelyn Elders

Color The Nut Brown

Red Squirrel In The Morning

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