Borderline insult

General Elegance

6 Jan , 2009  

Paris Hilton "Can Can" Perfume Photocall at Selfridges in London on May 15, 2008

Adjective

1. Sarcastically graceful or stylish in appearance or manner, so really neither actually graceful or stylish at all.

2. Really a way to make fun of something for being tacky by acting like it’s awesome and classy.

Ex: We can buy this sparkly, blue cat sweater for general elegance.

Origin: Borrowed from Tracy Morgan, from while on SNL, who refers to a leather tweety bird jacket as being “for general elegance.”

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Borrowed,Unnecessary Word shortening

Comfers-Cozers

6 Jan , 2009  

Adjective

1. Giving or having a feeling of being comfortable.
Ex:
Aww look, your jammies make you look all comfers-cozers!

Origin: Borrowed from Vice Magazine’s “Do’s and Don’ts” section.

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Silly,Unnecessary Word shortening

Reggie

6 Jan , 2009  

Pronounced (re•gees)

Adjective

1. Regular sized, arranged in a reoccurring pattern.

Ex: I would like a reggie sized glass of juice, please.

Origin: Jess started asking for things reggie sized and she’s crazy.

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Borrowed

Root Marm

6 Jan , 2009  

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Noun

1. Any beverage at all.
Ex:
Can you get my root marm from the fridge?

Origin: Borrowed from Adam R. who borrowed from the Simpsons

Drunk Talk,Inappropriate,Nonsense,Silly

Ghost-Job

6 Jan , 2009  

ghostjob

Noun

1. A blow job given by a person wearing a white sheet with a hole in it(as a ghost would) while a voyeur stands at the light switch flipping it on and off throughout the act, whilst making ghost noise (as called for)
Ex: No example neccessary

2. A blow job given by a ghost

Origin: Adam B. and Joel, Chris and Jess invented the idea of a ghost-j at Como’s restaurant, while Jess wore her scarf over her face, “Ghost-J style”.

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Borrowed,Nonsense

Grizzlebees

6 Jan , 2009  

grizzlebees

Noun

1. Crumbs and or foreign particles on your person. Specifically face and or rack.
Ex
: Chris, it looks like you have some grizzlebees on the back of your sleeve.

Origin: borrowed and repurposed from Sealab 2021, and has nothing to do with beards or bees at all.

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30 Rock

Sweaty

6 Jan , 2009  

Sweaty

Adjective

1. Term used to describe something as tired, hackey , over used or being past its 15 minutes.
Ex: The whole hecktionary premise is pretty sweaty.

2. Actually being covered in sweat

Origin: Tracy Jordan novelty song entitled “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

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Sounds

Creek Creek Creek Creek

25 Dec , 2008  

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Onomatopea

1. The noise that Jessie thinks crickets make.
Ex: Did you hear that, creek creek creek creek?

Origin: Jessie tried to make a noise to simulate crickets chirping on account of no one laughing at a joke.  Her noise sounded like “creek, creek, creek, creek.” Really stupid but hilarious.

Unnecessary Word shortening

The Great Depresh

24 Dec , 2008  

depresh

Proper Noun

1. A silly term for the great depression, Now children the Great Depresh was rough on all families.

Origin: 2008 7th grade social studies lesson that Jessie was actually teaching.  Students commmented on the usage and seemed to enjoy.  Antics preformed in the classroom frequently inspire bizarre twists like this to keep children attentive.