The Hecktionary

27 Aug 2009

Officer BonerBender

Author: Jess | Filed under: Inappropriate, Insult, Vice

Noun

1. A woman who’s ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.

2. Someone intent on ruining a wonderful evening in whatever way possible.

Ex: Nice job Officer BonerBender, you just got us kicked out of a bar..

Origin: Vice do’s and dont’s can I just say this column is consistantly hilarious

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Tags: Inappropriate, Insult, Vice

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What the hell is the this?

The Hecktionary was a an idea that formed as a result of strange vernacular used by Jess and sometimes Chris.
Slang terms originated from our linguistic cultural history from our friends and family. Regional dialects at their best, friend to friend and household to household. Sometimes inspired from the Television and pop culture we consume, and occasionally terms of insult and endearment as well.
Creating and using these colloquialisms is a part of our daily life. We thought it only fair to explain to the masses what it all means. We will update until the job is done.
Feel welcome to suggest new additions to this online lexicon.

Officer BonerBender

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