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		<title>Aiesh</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Noun. 1. Short for Asian. Ex: All aiesh lady have side-ways architecture. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Noun<br />
</strong><em>Sounds like:</em><em> beige</em><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>1.</strong> Short for Asian<br />
<em><strong>Ex</strong>: All aiesh lady have side-ways <a title="dance on the architecture" href="http://hecktionary.com/dance-on-the-architecture.html">architecture</a>. </em></p>
<p><strong>Origin</strong>: Not totally sure, it just kind of became a thing. Though it is much more likey to be linked to race related jokes than it is to simple word shortening.</p>
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		<title>Comfers-Cozers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adjective 1. Giving or having a feeling of being comfortable. Ex: Aww look, your jammies make you look all comfers-cozers! Origin: Borrowed from Vice Magazine&#8217;s &#8220;Do&#8217;s and Don&#8217;ts&#8221; section.]]></description>
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<p><strong>1. </strong>Giving or having a feeling of being comfortable.<em><strong><br />
Ex: </strong>Aww look, your jammies make you look all comfers-cozers!</em></p>
<p><strong>Origin:</strong> Borrowed from <a href="http://www.viceland.com/int/dos.php" target="_blank">Vice Magazine&#8217;s &#8220;Do&#8217;s and Don&#8217;ts&#8221;</a> section.</p>
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		<title>Reggie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Silly]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pronounced (re•gees) Adjective 1. Regular sized, arranged in a reoccurring pattern. Ex: I would like a reggie sized glass of juice, please. Origin: Jess started asking for things reggie sized and she&#8217;s crazy.]]></description>
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<p><strong>Adjective</strong></p>
<p><strong>1. </strong>Regular sized, arranged in a reoccurring pattern.</p>
<p><em><strong>Ex:</strong> I would like a reggie s</em>ized glass of juice, please.</p>
<p><strong>Origin</strong>: Jess started asking for things reggie sized and she&#8217;s crazy.</p>
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		<title>The Great Depresh</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proper Noun 1. A silly term for the great depression, Now children the Great Depresh was rough on all families. Origin: 2008 7th grade social studies lesson that Jessie was actually teaching.  Students commmented on the usage and seemed to enjoy.  Antics preformed in the classroom frequently inspire bizarre twists like this to keep children attentive.]]></description>
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<p><strong>1.</strong> A silly term for the great depression, <em>Now children the Great Depresh was rough on all families.</em></p>
<p><strong>Origin</strong>: 2008 7th grade social studies lesson that Jessie was actually teaching.  Students commmented on the usage and seemed to enjoy.  Antics preformed in the classroom frequently inspire bizarre twists like this to keep children attentive.</p>
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