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Ima

16 Jul , 2009  

ima

Verb

1. “I am going to.”
Ex: Ima dance all over that architecture.

Origin: Its a carry over from doing hick/country/Indiana accents and voices.

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Chronicles Of Ridic

2 Jul , 2009  

riddick

Adjective

1. Ridiculous or stupid.
Ex: This guy is “fit but he knows it” which is kind of endearing on hot chicks but looks chronicles of ridic on dudes.

Origin: Intitally Borrowed from Vice. But its not hard to put together a phrase that means ridiculous or stupid and a Vin Diesel movie.

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Two-hand-one-hand

7 Mar , 2009  

Verb

1. One person gripping both of another person’s hands with one hand.
Ex: Aghh. No. No, stop! No two-hand-one-hand. Give me my damn hands back.

2. Two hands being surgically grafted together, forming one hand.

Origin: Chris has much bigger hands than Jess does.

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Pajamagram

7 Feb , 2009  

Pajamagram

Expletive, Interjection, Noun

1. A word either whispered or shouted at someone to either annoy, surprise or seduce them.

2. A telegram delivered with a pair of crappy PJ’s at a ridiculous price by this company.

Ex: Hey, I have a secret, …….. PAJAMAGRAM!

Origin: Its a real thing. Also, Jess was drunk and playing Trivial Pursuiting one evening with friends and kept shouting and whispering Pajamagram for every answers in the game.

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Silly,Unnecessary Word shortening

Reggie

6 Jan , 2009  

Pronounced (re•gees)

Adjective

1. Regular sized, arranged in a reoccurring pattern.

Ex: I would like a reggie sized glass of juice, please.

Origin: Jess started asking for things reggie sized and she’s crazy.

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Drunk Talk,Inappropriate,Nonsense,Silly

Ghost-Job

6 Jan , 2009  

ghostjob

Noun

1. A blow job given by a person wearing a white sheet with a hole in it(as a ghost would) while a voyeur stands at the light switch flipping it on and off throughout the act, whilst making ghost noise (as called for)
Ex: No example neccessary

2. A blow job given by a ghost

Origin: Adam B. and Joel, Chris and Jess invented the idea of a ghost-j at Como’s restaurant, while Jess wore her scarf over her face, “Ghost-J style”.

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Peep

23 Dec , 2008  

peep

Noun

1. Any bird at all, especially a cute one/baby Hey look, it’s a peep!

2. A delicious sugary treat.

Origin: cuteoverload.com is partially to blame for this, however Jess’s reactions to cute animals is unpredictable at best and this word came from some shrieking episodes and video clips.

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Drunk Talk,Nonsense,Silly

Nineteen-ninny

21 Dec , 2008  

nineteen-ninny

Adj.

1. Any unit of “measurable” time:

Ex: I will be back at nineteen-ninny, skank.

Origin: 2008 Jess drunk talking with Adam B.

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