Ima
Verb
1. "I am going to."
Ex: Ima dance all over that architecture.
Origin: Its a carry over from doing hick/country/Indiana accents and voices.
Chronicles Of Ridic
Adjective
1. Ridiculous or stupid.
Ex: This guy is “fit but he knows it†which is kind of endearing on hot chicks but looks chronicles of ridic on dudes.
Two-hand-one-hand
Noun
1. One person gripping both of another person's hands with one hand.
Ex: Aghh. No. No, stop! No two-hand-one-hand. Give me my damn hands back.
2. Two hands being surgically grafted together, forming one hand.
Origin: Chris has much bigger hands than Jess does.
Pajamagram
Pajama-gram! Expletive, Interjection, Noun. 1. A word either whispered or shouted at someone to either annoy, surprise or seduce them.
2.A telegram delivered with a pair of crappy PJ's at a ridiculous price by this company.
Example: Hey, I have a secret, ..........it's PAJAMAGRAM!
Reggie
Pronounced (re•gees) Adjective 1. Regular sized, arranged in a reoccurring pattern. Ex: I would like a reggie sized glass of juice, please. Origin: Jess started asking for things reggie sized and she’s crazy.
Peep
Noun 1. Any bird at all, especially a cute one/baby Hey look, it’s a peep! 2. A delicious sugary treat. Origin: cuteoverload.com is partially to blame for this, however Jess’s reactions to cute animals is unpredictable at best and this word came from some shrieking episodes and video clips.
Nineteen-ninny
Adj. 1. Any unit of “measurable” time: I will be back at nineteen-ninny, skank. Origin: 2008 Jess drunk talking with Adam B.
