Elderphile
Noun 1. A person who solicits relationships or sex from the extremely elderly. Ex: Woah, Anna Nicole Smith was a total elderphile. Gross! Origin: Kelsey S. (suspected elderphile) invented the term as a classier way to defend himself when we called him a Granny Raper. See also: Granny Raper
Officer BonerBender
Noun
1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.
Glandular
Noun or Verb
1. To get fat or simply to be fat.
Ex: Man, Topanga got mad glandular those last couple seasons of Boy Meets World.
Origin: Jess actually just out of no where said the example used in the definition.
Ho-Ma
Noun
1. A whore or slut
Ex: Look at that ho-ma over there. I better her breath smells like penis.
Origin: Borrowed from the Upright Citizens Brigade tv show, one of the best sketch shows ever.
Allen Trammell Face
"Allen Trammell Face". Adjective. 1. A condition describing some one's awful scarred up face. It often comes with the phrase "been hit with a bag of hot nickels". Deep scarring and pitting are typical and is used to describe the unattractive.
Going To Everest
Going To Everest. Verb. 1. Giving up on life. Ex: My dreams are stupid, and everything i wanted it retarded, screw it, I'm going to Everest. 2. Going to everest.edu
Fat times at Ridgemont High
Fat times at Ridgemont High. Adjective. 1. To refer to one's self as being overweight for a period of time.
Ball Drinker
Noun 1. Coward Ex: Go on, dance on the architecture already you ball drinker. 2. A falatious individual. Origin: Chris and Adam R. nonsense. Attempting to recreate the conversation that created this phrase here would be impossible and very inappropriate.
