Inappropriate

Being A Samantha

22 Nov , 2011  

Samantha-Jones

Verb Phrase

1.Having breast cancer
Ex:“What did the doctor say? “Its not good, he said I’m a Samantha.” “Oh my god. Don’t worry we’re going to get through this.”

Origin: Remember all that “You’re a Carrie/Miranda/Samantha/Charlotte” garbage? Well Samantha had cancer, so having cancer makes you a Samantha.

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Borrowed,Inappropriate

Dicked up

25 Jan , 2009  

dickedup

Adjective

1. Screwed up/messed up.
Ex: What those parents are doing to their daughters with the pageants is so dicked up.

Origin: Not totally sure

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Drunk Talk,Inappropriate,Nonsense,Silly

Ghost-Job

6 Jan , 2009  

ghostjob

Noun

1. A blow job given by a person wearing a white sheet with a hole in it(as a ghost would) while a voyeur stands at the light switch flipping it on and off throughout the act, whilst making ghost noise (as called for)
Ex: No example neccessary

2. A blow job given by a ghost

Origin: Adam B. and Joel, Chris and Jess invented the idea of a ghost-j at Como’s restaurant, while Jess wore her scarf over her face, “Ghost-J style”.

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Inappropriate

Cuddle Rape

22 Dec , 2008  

backrub

Verb

1. Being cuddled against one’s will.

Origin: While waiting for a table at a restaurant the question was posed what you would name your child. Chris’s answer was Sasquatch Jr.,  Adam B. claimed he had been raped by Sasquatch. Chris denied this, stating that the sex had been consensual, but the cuddling was not.

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