The HecktionaryHousehold item | The Hecktionary http://hecktionary.com because "real" words are boring Tue, 22 Nov 2011 22:29:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Shrink Machine http://hecktionary.com/shrink-machine http://hecktionary.com/shrink-machine#comments Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:56:38 +0000 c http://hecktionary.com/?p=117 Noun

1. Jess & Chris’s current dyer.
Ex: What the hell?! I just bought this shirt and now it doesn’t fit? Damnit. I hate the shrink machine.

2. That thing from “Honey I Shrunk The Kids 1 & 2″, and the third epic in the trilogy, “Honey We Shrunk Ourselves”.

Origin: Our dryer sucks. It only has high heat. As a consequence all our clothes get shrunk.

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1. A microwaveble grain filled pillow, used to warm up a cold bed, or as a heating pad for muscles/cuddles.  Essential oils in filling may cause stinking to occur.

Origin: A warming bean bag for muscles started to smell after continued microwaving.

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