Shrink Machine
Noun 1. Jess & Chris’s current dyer. Ex: What the hell?! I just bought this shirt and now it doesn’t fit? Damnit. I hate the shrink machine. 2. That thing from “Honey I Shrunk The Kids 1 & 2″, and the third epic in the trilogy, “Honey We Shrunk Ourselves”. Origin: Our dryer sucks. It only has high heat. As a consequence all our clothes...
Stink Beans
Noun 1. A microwaveble grain filled pillow, used to warm up a cold bed, or as a heating pad for muscles/cuddles. Essential oils in filling may cause stinking to occur. Origin: A warming bean bag for muscles started to smell after continued microwaving.
