Slang terms originated from our linguistic cultural history from our friends and family. Regional dialects at their best, friend to friend and household to household. Sometimes inspired from the Television and pop culture we consume, and occasionally terms of insult and endearment as well.
In short, a collection of dirty words.

Household item
Shrink Machine

Shrink Machine

Noun 1. Jess & Chris’s current dyer. Ex: What the hell?! I just bought this shirt and now it doesn’t fit? Damnit. I hate the shrink machine. 2. That thing from “Honey I Shrunk The Kids 1 & 2″, and the third epic in the trilogy, “Honey We Shrunk Ourselves”. Origin: Our dryer sucks. It only has high heat. As a consequence all our clothes...
Stink Beans

Stink Beans

Noun 1. A microwaveble grain filled pillow, used to warm up a cold bed, or as a heating pad for muscles/cuddles.  Essential oils in filling may cause stinking to occur. Origin: A warming bean bag for muscles started to smell after continued microwaving.