Body Parts,Intercourse

Panty Crickets

6 Mar , 2009  

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Noun

1. Any non-fatal STD, generally associated with crabs.
Ex: Dang y’all he gave me panty crickets.

2. Actual crickets in ones panties.

Origin: Amy Poehler playing Britney Spears on Saturday Night Live.

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Body Parts

Virginia

5 Mar , 2009  

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Noun

1.Vagina

2. One of the United States, also a place for lovers.

Origin: Virginia, vagina, this isn’t brain surgery to put together. Also the girl in the Gaslight Anthem song Casanova, Baby! (the birthplace of dance on the architecture) is named Virginia.

Alt: Virginia Wolf.

1. A very unkempt bush.

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Body Parts

Wide-on

21 Jan , 2009  

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Noun

1. The female equivalent of a boner (erection).
Ex:”Women love guys in brown shirts because it reminds them of the Nazis and they all had a wide-on for Ralph Fiennes in Schindler’s List.”

Origin: Borrowed from Vice magazine’s DOs and DON’Ts.

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Body Parts

Beezer

12 Jan , 2009  

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Noun

1. Your nose.
Ex:
Do you have a cold? Your beezer is all red.

Origin: Julia Richards and the Richards family.  While eating many a meal at their house, some amazing word/knowledge bombs are dropped regularly.

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