1. An extremely itchy asshole.
Ex:”GOD! I’ve got country bees so damn bad! AGHHH!”
Origin: Someone misheard the hell out of something someone else said and the riffing piled up until we got to itchy asshole.
Alt: Country Bumbles
Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth
2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back
Origin: Borrowed from an audio commentary on an Arrested Development episode.
1. Large nipples that have no clear edges and just fade into theÂ breast.
Ex: Her rack was so amazing, then she took her shirt off and it was all dinner plate sized Â BolognaÂ Fadeouts. I faked anÂ asthmaÂ attack and bailed.
Origin: You should have known this since 5th grade.
1. Fat that creeps around to ones back, creating back tits.
Ex: Ugh, gross, look at the back taters on that dude.
Origin: On a family campout, aÂ relativeÂ was putting on a lifejacket and it smashed her together and created back tits. And taters was a way to not say tits in front of little kids. Put it all together, back taters.
Noun and possible Adjective
1. A phenomenon where older ladies (late 30s+) start having a bigger, flatter ass that seems to grow half way up their back, and partially down their leg.
Example: Woah! Check out the serious case of Dutch Butt on that blonde! It’s like her ass is consuming her back!
Origin: cloudy, but sources can be linked to Brian H. and his Brother-in-law Derek L. of Grand Rapids, Michigan (where a high concentration of Dutch descendent ladies happen to have big, tall, pancake asses.