Basics,Body Parts

Bologna Fadeouts

26 Aug , 2011  

Bologna

Noun

1. Large nipples that have no clear edges and just fade into the breast.
Ex: Her rack was so amazing, then she took her shirt off and it was all dinner plate sized  Bologna Fadeouts. I faked an asthma attack and bailed.

Origin: You should have known this since 5th grade.

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Basics

Jorts

7 Jul , 2011  

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Noun

1. Jean Shorts, often very large and baggy and almost always awful.
EX: Ahhhahaha, look at the idiot over there with those big dumb jorts and that braided belt.

Origin: Jeans + shorts =jorts/a terrible idea.

*Some how non-baggy cut-offs don’t count.

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