Super-Soaker
Noun 1. A euphemism for a woman’s aroused lady bits. Ex: Don’t get a super-soaker over that guy in the plaid shirt. 2. A children’s large toy squirt gun, that usually holds large amounts of water sprayed at a high pressure by a pumping mechanism. Ex: That super-soaker blasted my glasses apart. Origin: @KateCarroway is a...
Back Mouth
Noun 1. Butthole Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth 2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back Origin: Borrowed from a audio commentary on an Arrested Development episode.
Murder Pants
Noun 1.Pants that are so tight, that your organs are squished to cause kidney failure, spinal misalignment, asphyxiation and death if worn for too long. 2. Anthropomorphic pants that are actively trying to kill someone Origin: The cultural shift of wearing pants that are snug verging on obscenely tight has lead to personal experiences with tight...
Officer BonerBender
Noun
1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head.
Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.
From the now’s
Prepositional Phrase. 1. Indicating the current time period. Similar to phrases like "from the 80's". Ex: This look is so from the now's. Origin: This is borrowed from Vice, the do's and don't column are rife with looks that are from the now's.
Mind Grapes
Noun. 1. A term referring to a brain. Ex: This information is blowin' my mind grapes. Origin: Another Tracy Morgan origional from 30 rock. See also thoughtcicles.
Pajamagram
Pajama-gram! Expletive, Interjection, Noun. 1. A word either whispered or shouted at someone to either annoy, surprise or seduce them.
2.A telegram delivered with a pair of crappy PJ's at a ridiculous price by this company.
Example: Hey, I have a secret, ..........it's PAJAMAGRAM!
Allen Trammell Face
"Allen Trammell Face". Adjective. 1. A condition describing some one's awful scarred up face. It often comes with the phrase "been hit with a bag of hot nickels". Deep scarring and pitting are typical and is used to describe the unattractive.
Fat times at Ridgemont High
Fat times at Ridgemont High. Adjective. 1. To refer to one's self as being overweight for a period of time.
