Being A Samantha
Verb Phrase 1. Having breast cancer Ex: “What did the doctor say?” “Its not good, he said I’m a Samantha.” “Oh my god. Don’t worry we’re going to get through this.” Origin: Remember all that “You’re a Carrie/Miranda/Samantha/Charlotte” garbage? Well Samantha had cancer, so having cancer makes you a Samantha.
Mooncup
Noun 1. A unit of liquid measure Ex: “How much do you want?” “Oh about a mooncup.” “How much is that?” ” About 8 hours of menstrations worth.” 2. A cup made out of moon rock. Origin: This disgusting product. Also see, diva cup.
Sneak job
Verb 1. Sex act preformed while sneaking away from a group a people. Often said act is not as secret as the participants would have thought. Ex: “Hey where have you guys been I’ve been looking for you for the last hour?” “Shut-up man, we all know you were off sneak-jobbing it. We all heard you.” 2. A spy...
Bologna Fadeouts
Noun 1. Large nipples that have no clear edges and just fade into the breast. Ex: Her rack was so amazing, then she took her shirt off and it was all dinner plate sized Bologna Fadeouts. I faked an asthma attack and bailed. Origin: You should have known this since 5th grade.
Back Taters
Noun 1. Fat that creeps around to ones back, creating back tits. Ex: Ugh, gross, look at the back taters on that dude. Origin: On a family campout, a relative was putting on a lifejacket and it smashed her together and created back tits. And taters was a way to not say tits in front of little...
Elderphile
Noun 1. A person who solicits relationships or sex from the extremely elderly. Ex: Woah, Anna Nicole Smith was a total elderphile. Gross! Origin: Kelsey S. (suspected elderphile) invented the term as a classier way to defend himself when we called him a Granny Raper. See also: Granny Raper
Jorts
Noun 1. Jean Shorts, often very large and baggy and almost always awful. EX: Ahhhahaha, look at the idiot over there with those big dumb jorts and that braided belt. Origin: Jeans + shorts =jorts/a terrible idea. *Some how non-baggy cut-offs don’t count.
Parisian Brunch
Noun 1. Being raped with a french baguette. Ex: “Where the hell is Nate?” “Oh dude, didn’t you hear? He had a Parisian Brunch yesterday. He’s not going to be hanging-out for a while.” 2. Having brunch in Paris. Origin: We were discussing the baguette intercourse experience.
Dutch Butt
Noun and possible Adjective 1. A phenomenon where older ladies (late 30s+) start having a bigger, flatter ass that seems to grow half way up their back, and partially down their leg. Example: Woah! Check out the serious case of Dutch Butt on that blonde! It’s like her ass is consuming her back! Origin: cloudy,...
