Jenny(s)
Noun 1. Genitals, male or female. Ex: “The doctor said my jennies will be fine, bu that I should probably take a break from making nut shot videos.” Origin: Word shortening.
It’s like a Coalesce show in here
Verb Phrase 1. A room full of “unattractive” people. Ex:”High five on being the hottest people here.” “What?” “Look around, its like a Coalesce show in here.” Origin: Hardcore doesn’t exactly bring out the models. Jess actually said these exact words while in a a room full of ugos. Also see: MicroCenter 10
T-Lumps
Noun 1. Breasts. Ex: I’ve never been able to effectively work my t-lumps. Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Gotcha.
Homofoodia
Noun 1. The perceived inherent gay qualities of the food you are eating. Ex: “Dude. Are you really eating a banana right now?” 2. The fear that eating phallic shaped foods makes you gay. Ex: “Dude! You’re right! I can’t eat this, its dick shaped. It might make me want other dick shaped things, like dicks!” Origin: A facebook back and forth about food (d)evolving into the above. Submitted...
El Gigante
Proper Noun 1. Luis Guzmán. Ex: ” El Gigante was pretty funny in Boogie Nights”. Origin: Guzmán said “El Gigante” in an episode of “I Love the 70′s” and we thought it was funny.
Lazy AIDS
Noun 1. A situation in which sitting around/being lazy makes one feel worse not better. Ex: “I know we feel gross but we have got to do something we have lazy AIDS and more napping is not the cure.” Origin: During a bout of household illness it was noted that when we rallied and did the things we had to do we felt much better than when...
Trouble at the Old Mine
Verb Phrase 1. A feeling of intestinal distress that usually involves a trip to the restroom. Ex: “If you’ll excuse me, I think I’ve got trouble at the old mine.” Origin: Submitted by Rob P.
Hammer Time
Noun 1. The moment you realize you are about to poop a hammer. Ex: Oooh god, its hammer time. Origin: Derivative of “I pooped a hammer.”
Hush
Noun 1. Vagina. Ex: A whore’s bath? Yes, I had a one night stand so I rubbed some dryer sheets on my pits and splashed some water on my hush. I’m a modern woman! Origin: Borrowed from an episode of Happy Endings. Tags: body p, Human Body, Noun
Floop The Pig
Verb 1. Taking an unconventional path to success. Ex: I was just a caterer, then I flooped the pig, and now I know the most successful Super Crackers in the the tristate area. Origin: Borrowed from the Adventure Time episode, Card Wars. The two main characters are playing a Magic the Gathering like card game. Fin the character who has never played the game floops (activates/taps) his pag...
