The Hecktionary

Slang terms originated from our linguistic cultural history from our friends and family. Regional dialects at their best, friend to friend and household to household. Sometimes inspired from the Television and pop culture we consume, and occasionally terms of insult and endearment as well.
In short, a collection of dirty words.

disgusting / Human Body

Super-Soaker

by J on Sep 30, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A euphemism for a woman’s aroused lady bits. Ex: Don’t get a super-soaker over that guy in the plaid shirt. 2. A children’s large toy squirt gun, that usually holds large amounts of water sprayed at a high pressure by a pumping mechanism. Ex: That super-soaker blasted my...

Body Parts

Back Mouth

by J on Sep 5, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. Butthole Ex: Jason has the nicest back mouth 2. A deformity where someone actually has some sort of mouth/lips growing on their back Origin: Borrowed from a audio commentary on an Arrested Development episode.

Insult

Elderphile

by chris on Jul 15, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A person who solicits relationships or sex from the extremely elderly. Ex: Woah, Anna Nicole Smith was a total elderphile. Gross! Origin: Kelsey S. (suspected elderphile) invented the term as a classier way to defend himself when we called him a Granny Raper. See also: Granny Raper

Insult

Officer BonerBender

by J on Aug 27, 2009 • No Comments

Noun 1. A woman who's ugliness insights a man to instantly depress his erection (boner) instantly ruining whatever he had cooked up in his head. Ex: Officer BonerBender over there is working her terrible magic with the jumpsuit.

Body Parts

Ain

by chris on Jul 9, 2009 • No Comments

Noun Pronounced like aim, but with a "n". 1. Anus Ex: Be a little more Warden Gentles with your architecture this time? Girl I'd be more worried about that ain.

Insult

Glandular

by chris on Mar 21, 2009 • No Comments

Noun or Verb 1. To get fat or simply to be fat. Ex: Man, Topanga got mad glandular those last couple seasons of Boy Meets World. Origin: Jess actually just out of no where said the example used in the definition.

Borrowed / Inappropriate

Dicked up

by chris on Jan 25, 2009 • No Comments

1. Screwed up/messed up. Ex: The economy is pretty dicked up right now.

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Being A Samantha

by chris on Nov 22, 2011 • No Comments

Verb Phrase 1. Having breast cancer Ex: “What did the doctor say?” “Its not good, he said I’m a Samantha.” “Oh my god. Don’t worry we’re going to get through this.” Origin: Remember all that “You’re a Carrie/Miranda/Samantha/Charlotte” garbage? Well Samantha had cancer, so having cancer makes you a Samantha.

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Mooncup

by chris on Sep 1, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. A unit of liquid measure Ex: “How much do you want?” “Oh about a mooncup.” “How much is that?” ” About 8 hours of menstrations worth.” 2. A cup made out of moon rock. Origin: This disgusting product. Also see, diva cup.

Sex Act

Sneak job

by chris on Aug 29, 2011 • No Comments

Verb 1. Sex act preformed while sneaking away from a group a people. Often said act is not as secret as the participants would have thought. Ex: “Hey where have you guys been I’ve been looking for you for the last hour?” “Shut-up man, we all know you were off sneak-jobbing it. We all heard you.” 2. A spy...

Basics / Body Parts

Bologna Fadeouts

by chris on Aug 26, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. Large nipples that have no clear edges and just fade into the breast. Ex: Her rack was so amazing, then she took her shirt off and it was all dinner plate sized Bologna Fadeouts. I faked an asthma attack and bailed. Origin: You should have known this since 5th grade.

Body Parts

Back Taters

by chris on Aug 24, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. Fat that creeps around to ones back, creating back tits. Ex: Ugh, gross, look at the back taters on that dude. Origin: On a family campout, a relative was putting on a lifejacket and it smashed her together and created back tits. And taters was a way to not say tits in front of little...

Clothing

Murder Pants

by J on Jul 31, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1.Pants that are so tight, that your organs are squished to cause kidney failure, spinal misalignment, asphyxiation and death if worn for too long. 2. Anthropomorphic pants that are actively trying to kill someone Origin: The cultural shift of wearing pants that are snug verging on obscenely tight has lead to personal experiences with tight...

Basics

Jorts

by chris on Jul 7, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. Jean Shorts, often very large and baggy and almost always awful. EX: Ahhhahaha, look at the idiot over there with those big dumb jorts and that braided belt. Origin: Jeans + shorts =jorts/a terrible idea. *Some how non-baggy cut-offs don’t count.

Sex Act

Parisian Brunch

by chris on Jul 2, 2011 • No Comments

Noun 1. Being raped with a french baguette. Ex: “Where the hell is Nate?” “Oh dude, didn’t you hear? He had a Parisian Brunch yesterday. He’s not going to be hanging-out for a while.” 2. Having brunch in Paris. Origin: We were discussing the baguette intercourse experience.

Body Parts / Regional

Dutch Butt

by chris on Jun 29, 2011 • No Comments

Noun and possible Adjective 1. A phenomenon where older ladies (late 30s+) start having a bigger, flatter ass that seems to grow half way up their back, and partially down their leg. Example: Woah! Check out the serious case of Dutch Butt on that blonde! It’s like her ass is consuming her back! Origin: cloudy,...

Super-Soaker

Back Mouth

Elderphile

Officer BonerBender

Ain

Glandular

Dicked up

Being A Samantha

Mooncup

Sneak job

Bologna Fadeouts

Back Taters

Murder Pants

Jorts

Parisian Brunch

Dutch Butt

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